What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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