Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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