- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What is White over Black? Society.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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