- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Butt poop.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

who's a slut... you're mom

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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