What killed the name cool? Coolio

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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