Black Friday

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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