What killed the name cool? Coolio

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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