A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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