What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Cows are land manatees.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Nock Nock It's open.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Tunechi

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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