a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Women's rights

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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