- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

I killed someone on minecraft.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

your mother

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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