How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

sweating like antoni with a girl

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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