Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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