Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Your future.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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