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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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