A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Poop

The government

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

religion

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

You have friends

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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