- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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