What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Gay Rights

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Agent 47.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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