what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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split your ass cheek

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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