What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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