- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

elen degeneres is straight....

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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