Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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