I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Two english guys meet at work

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U mad?

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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hey justin

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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