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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Gay Rights

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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