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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

knock knock get lost!

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

bacon

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

LIFE :(

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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