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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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