Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Q. who's george porchy?

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

mark is religion

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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