- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

I grunt when I poop.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Black Friday

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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