- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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