SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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9/11.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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