Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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