- Anti Joke

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

cats are pussies

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.