- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

women rights

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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