I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Justin Bieber.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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