- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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