- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

its funny cuz i laughed!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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