Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

AIDS

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

this is not a joke. jks

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Yo mama's fat.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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