Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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