- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

The Barackness Monster

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Jesus was a good guy

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Brad Fuller!

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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