- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

women rights

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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