- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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