A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

A baby seal walks into a club.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Two english guys meet at work

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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