What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

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