Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Women's rights

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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im gay

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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