- Anti Joke

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

... i forgot the joke :p

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash