A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

obama's promises

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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