Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Neither have I

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Lil Wayne

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

what do you call a young man? a little boy

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What's an Anti Joke?

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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