Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Kefka > Sephiroth

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Women's rights

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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