- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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