- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

How many light bulbs? 1

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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