Your mom is so fat...

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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