- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Rachel not blowing Robert.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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