What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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