- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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