What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

we all know sammi has a penis

Why did the dog eat poop?

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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