- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Republicans

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Muslim athletes.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

You

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

balls

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

My parents have an open marriage.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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