Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Hi

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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