- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Lets go Yankees

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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