Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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My friend harris is fat.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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squash squash who squash my ass

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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an athiest walks into a church

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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