roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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