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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Hitler

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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jwe

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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