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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

The chicken crossed the road.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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