what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

A baby seal walks into a club.

GADZOOKS!

the love boat

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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