- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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