- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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